June 2009
WatchNew Moon Trailer!
I love having an eccentric family
Dad: I just bought a new hummer
Me: So you traded in your old one?
Dad: No, now I have 2 hummers. I traded in the Escalade
Me: You had an Escalade, when did you get that?
Dad: I traded in the limo & the hearse for the Escalade
Me: Wait, you had a limo & a hearse, what the hell for?
Dad: For Sam's Club, they can hold a lot of groceries
May 2009
“Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.”
– Helen Gurley Brown
A new biography is coming out about this broad. I may need to pick up a copy. I already own Sex and the Single Girl.
WatchThis week’s New Yorker cover was drawn on an iphone. Anyone that says the iphone isn’t the coolest phone on the planet needs to watch this and try to argue their point.
A scent Opera?? →
“If there is monkey business from any of you, I will not hesitate to be extremely...”
– Brooke Emerson
This is the warning that came attached to her 30th birthday party invite.
“New York has always been going to hell but somehow it never gets there.”
– Robert Persig
“Earl fans start Twitter petition = Twitition”
– Entertainment Weekly reporting on My Name is Earl’s cancellation. I actually watch that show, so I’m a bit said. Maybe I’ll sign the “Twitition”.
Hermanns
Summer in the City '09
soupsoup:
drunkbrunch:
Summer in the City 2009
Amanda’s annual list of “Shut up and go play outside!” (Just like her mom used to tell her.)
Short & Sweet →
Hemingway once wrote a story in just six words (“For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”) and is said to have called it his best work. So Wired asked sci-fi, fantasy, and horror writers from the realms of books, TV, movies, and games to take a shot themselves.
Dozens of their favorite auteurs put their words to paper, and five master graphic designers took them to the drawing board. Sure,...
