December 2010
You can now borrow and loan kindle books →
“We don’t blame the airlines or airports for bad weather, but it’s...”
– Brandon Macsata of the Association for Airline Passenger Rights from this AP article about pissed airline passengers and the fallout from the blizzard. My thoughts EXACTLY. The 4 American Airlines customer service reps I talked to were incredibly rude and basically told me that I just needed to deal...
Kylie (my 9 year old niece): at your age you should be married with at least one child. You should meet a boy and if you like him after a week you should marry him.
Chloe (my 3 year old niece): boys are gross
Lessons learned from my 3 year old niece
1. If you’re happy be sure to do your happy dance
2. If you wear a pretty dress and a crown every day (and while you sleep) people will think you’re a princess
3. Telling people they look fancy is a go to compliment that everyone appreciates
4. Candy makes everything better
5. Pretend it’s your birthday every day, so you have something to celebrate
WatchI heart these two. Way to go guys!
washingtonpoststyle:
Santa Claus is really just two nice gay guys in Chelsea.
Was there ever any doubt?
This song just came on the pandora station and my...
I’ll be stoned for Christmas You can plan on me I must insist, on the lemon twist Martinis by the tree Christmas Eve you’ll find me Sparkin’ up some green Rollin’ bones for Christmas dinner And sipping Irish Cream Santa Claus will be flying With his reindeer team But I’ll be crawlin’ around on the floor this Christmas ‘Cause someone hid my keys
-Bob Rivers, I’ll be stoned for christmas
WatchAd man breaks up with LA for NYC. Been there buddy. He’s a bit of a hottie too, welcome east John Jackson.
(Via Agency Spy)
Set your DVR for Thursday's Bravo Animated special →
Shepard Boucher’s cartoons are hysterical. Glad that Bravo got on board. For fans of the RHWNY series there’s a funny Jill/Bethenny sneak peek on the above link.
“It’s coming on Christmas
They’re cutting down trees
They’re...”
– Joni Mitchell, River
Top Facebook status mention of 2010? “HMU”. For you olds that means “Hit me up” or to call and/or text.
Yeah, I didn’t know that either nor have I ever seen this in a status update. Apparently it was mentioned 80,000 times per day this summer.
“Things were getting worse faster than we could lower our standards.”
– Carrie Fisher referring to the breakup of her marriage to Paul Simon
Watched her HBO special Wishful Drinking last night. I find her extremely likable and love her ability to laugh at the absurdity of her own life.
