This is a real conversation I over heard in a restaurant bathroom while in Texas
- Woman 1: What are you doing for New Year's Eve?
- Woman 2: Nothing, my husband hates to go out.
- Woman 1: My husband hates to go out on New Year's Eve too.
- Woman 2: No, I mean my husband doesn't go out. Ever. We aren't very social people, we mainly stay at home.
- Woman 1: (Pause) Well at least you know where he is all the time.
Posted January 6, 2012 at 10:47am