Eavesdropping on the table next to mine

  • Boy (promptly after sitting down): Thanks for going to dinner with me tonight. You know I'm trying to date you, right?
  • Girl: We are just friends, I'm not interested in you like that.
  • Boy (to waiter): We'll have 2 vodka gimlets and 2 kamikaze shots.
  • Boy (to girl): You say you want to be friends but you don't realize that emotionally you're into me
  • This is a true story. Above Boy then proceeded to send his drinks back 3 times prompting the bartender to come over to the table to explain that he did in fact know what a vodka gimlet was, the customer not so much. Good luck with all that.
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