Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her “Edward”. I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her “Twilight” book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
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This could have been Stacy.
Kidding, stace - Love ya.
No, I’m off Edward and onto Bill now ;)
Posted February 11, 2009 at 2:53pm
